Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Sweetest Deadline Ever


An odd Saturday... Sumwhere in Chettinad land, there’s a tall guy(TG) sitting at his T3-26 desk planning to leave office early n hav a couple of large RCs at his latest Adda ,The Andhra club in Chennai (strange but true...). Its 11AM and he gets a call from a female colleague (L1) sitting sum 15 desks away who asks him to hold on. Shortly another female colleague (L2) joins in...sum 1500kms away from Delhi office and then the surprise entry...a lady manager (PM) joins in...sum 1000kms away in Mumbai.

PM: Hello L1,L2 hope u r doin well...how it goin in ur cities??

L1,L2: Yeah..All iiizzz well....some blah blah..(Smiles all around)

PM: Hello TG..Howr u?? Its been a month since u joined us and we’ve hardly interacted (we actually never had :P)...ive been really busy travelling these days with all these client meetings..

TG: Hmmm.. i know dat...(the other PM made me work 60hrs in 4 days for the ppts which u PMs presented :-X)

PM: Anyways.. .team we have an emergency now...the XYZ client has sent us an urgent requirement...

TG: (??? Clueless...I thought it was an introductory call..client kaha se gaya :P)

PM(contd.): TG...ive already spoken to ur local PM..ull b working on this project from now on for the next 3 days atleast...

TG: ok...(still clueless...but wat project is she talking abt???)

PM: L1,L2...since uve been working on this project already...sumone pls share all the necessary files with TG...

L1: ok..ill do dat.

TG gets a new mail in his inbox immediately...

PM: So L1...ull do this blah blah blah...and L2 u take up this blah blah...

L1: aye aye PM

L2: aye aye PM

TG :(No comments)

PM: TG...r u there??

TG: ya ya...(desperately trying to run thru the ppt which he had jus received... but ??? still persists)

PM: So TG..ull do the remaining blah blah balh..

TG(hesitantly): ok(but why me :(...i don’t hav a clue abt it)

PM: Gr8...So any questions team??

L1 & L2: yes...some blah blah blah...

PM(replies): blah blah blah....

TG: (was still goin thru the ppt meanwhile...but still clueless...was wondering wat question to ask :P)

And then from nowhere... came the SWEETEST DEADLINE EVER...

PM: Hey team...one more thing...”I don’t wanna see any of u guys working on Sunday i.e. tomorrow” (which means we had to do it today itself!!)

L1,L2: Hmmmm...

TG(WTF!!): But hey PM...u mean...(then pauses for a moment)

Theres a sound of a baby crying...

PM(interrupts): and yeah team...”I am working from home today”...so in case of any queries u can call me up on my cell...

L1,L2: ok

TG: (had questions to ask...but the PM answered them all with her last 2 statements :P)

PM: Gr8...Bye all (all smiles)

L1,L2: Bye PM (all smiles)

TG: (With his head glued to his monitor...Bye Bye RC :()

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Mad-raa(t)s ke Macchar

Arz hai (Based on a ture story)....

Odomas bhi ab ho chuka hai Bebas,
Kyunki unki(macchar) kismat me tha Paul the Octopus

Jet ko bhi maine kar diya Eject,,
Kyunki uska bhi fuss ho gaya Rocket

All Out bhi karta raha raat bhar Shout,
Par uska bhi ho gaya total Rout

Hit ki smell bhi ab lagti hai total Shit,
Kyunki wo na bitha saka apna Strategic Fit

Good Night bhi raat bhar karta raha Fight,
Par use bhi kar gaye wo Bite

Bachi sirf Mortein, jise jalayi maine Teen,
Par wo bhi na bacha saki meri ratoon ki Neend

Hey Ishwar..Ab tu hi kuch kar,
Mere Ghar ko in aatankiyo se muqt Kar,
Uff!! Yeh Mad-raa(t)s ke Macchar!! :P